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Avon Lady

from Dethroned Hog by Churn Milk Joan

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"Hi!"

"Well yes I am."

"I am your Avon Lady. We've got the new soap-on-a-rope."

"Well that's so cool."

"We've got the cologne in the car, the cologne in the car..."

"Would you like to smoke some?"

yes I am, yes we do, yes we are
would you?
would you like to try?
we've got Mexican brown
Lebanese blond
sinsemilla and Thai weed
we've got everything
mushrooms fresh from the cows
we've got everything right now

sin-sin-sin-since-I-may-a

"I gotta go now!"

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from Dethroned Hog, released January 10, 2015
Knutson / Robinson

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Churn Milk Joan Hebden Bridge, UK

Music created by American Richard Knutson and Englishman Colin Robinson.

"One of the most extraordinary outfits I ever heard. Intriguing, irreverent and funny as Hell"

Sadly, Richard died from Motor Neuron Disease in March 2020.
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